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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

how to people watch

well i came up with this few months back.i have a certain passion for people watching and upon my fascination i want to write an article about it so that the others can enjoy it as much as i do.

HOW TO PEOPLE WATCH
  1. Go to a coffee shop or your favourite hang out spot where its crowded.eg Starbucks, Dome
  2. provide a cash of minimum RM 20 because the cheapest coffee in Starbucks may be RM13.13 for a caramel machiatto..well you do the math.just make sure you don't go people watching empty pocket!
  3. try to go out in a group of less than three because a group of more than three will make to much noise and you will end up talking to each other instead. better still go alone!
  4. then its the sitting position. after you have finally settle down with your drink and everything ,u need a proper sitting position. try not to sit too straight and look around and stare wildly at people. its scary. but instead try slouching against your chair and look more relaxed and pretend that you are looking far from the horizon but u are actually people watching
  5. this is very IMPORTANT. please note there is a very big difference between watching and staring. don't be bius look at everyone!!!
  6. at times when you people watch,some instant paranoia people will quickly stare at you give you the "why are you looking at me ?" glare. you might need an instant solution to fix this situation. what you can do is pretend to sip your drink or coffee. that's the whole point of getting a drink!
  7. for those who decided to people watch in group. all group members are to refrain themselves from looking at the same person. you don't want unwanted attention from others.REMEMBER people watching is a sneaky job. it requires you to be as invincible as possible.
  8. your attire is important as well. please do not wear obscene or striking attire because instead of people watching you will be watched by people
  9. last but not least choose the spot where you can notice everyone but no body notices you. eg staircase.corner of main entrance

have fun people watching and good luck! its an incredible hobby.