things that i hate

there are many things that we like,

but if you were me you will list out a list of things that i hate

1. My mother. hate is a strong word but yes i do hate her. i know what you are thinking she your mom.she loves you..bla..bla..keep all those shitty advice to yourself. i know my mother better than anyone else and trust me she is the boogey man in my sleep.
2. china. they are lame and that's about it.
3. motorbikes on Malaysian roads.i wish the government would ban those motorbike's on the road. they are annoying and slow.especially when you are driving behind them
4. the bumiputra privilege.its crap and its against the human rights. you can read this up in the United Nation's.
5. president bush. for down turning the economy and causing people like us to suffer in the future for a job in the US because i was planning to migrate there.
6. the hot weather because i am not born to survive in a hot condition. God made a mistake in residential placement back in heaven
7. church at eight am
8. wet slippers. i get really annoyed when somebody wears my slippers and then wet it. the slimy feeling.
9. people smoking SKL in public.its ok to smoke it yourself but the secondhand smell of SKL is horrible. you just feel like slapping the person with the SKL.
10. Korean drama.its over reacting and they always turn out to have the same ending. girl meets boy boy meets girl.they cant be togather, they run off togather and live happily ever after,then the girl dies. TRAGIC YET LAME.
11. seafood. i hate seafood. sorry folks.
12. smart people who like to show off .they intimidate me in some way.
13. Perth because its so quiet.its like the whole place died
14. people with bad dressing. for example, puffed up blouse, kawaii skirts and long netted socks. disgusting.
15. miley cirus
16. bald man
17. Milo. i know its a Malaysian drink but still...its too gross for me
18. rainy days because i gotta wash my hair after that.
19. horoscopes cause its never true. why do people still read it i don't know.
20. studying or working.i want to live off my parents forever.

lust..lust..lust or is it LOVE.nah i dont think so

LUST LIST(boys/men that you wanna eat)

PS:this is not meant to be sexual or something.but still for those of you who have sexual syndrome go get some help

BRANDON BOYD

before i start please give God a five seconds of silence moment to thank him for BRANDON BOYD.He is tall,dark and handsome. and he is EMO. he comes from a kick ass band called incubus.and he produces the best songs and lyrics in the entire planet.he looks like a Greek god and America should make him their president.

ROBERT PATTIONSON

this boy defines BILF(boys i love to fuck). his awesome mysterious eyes and brown hair is beautiful. well practically he is not HOT but he is beautiful.like an art. did i mention his appearance in Twilight where he is a vampire but i don't care.totally kill the norms of ugly vampire with disgusting fangs. you can eat me Robert!!!!! note he was also Cedric in Harry Potter but he look a bit nerdy in there but who cares the makeover in twilight is bravo.

JARED LETO

this is the only man who looks good in a skinny jeans. unlike some rempit in malaysia who are not even close to looking like him he pulls his style perfectly.urgh..why am i even comparing him with malaysian rempit's.he is the God of impossible fashion.listen up people Jared Leto is the only person in this planet who can pull of a black skinny jeans, sailor jackets, and gloves.and not look like some retarded emo.

ARJUN RAMPAL

oh my exotic asian.mind you he is pakistani. but he looks DAMN!! i would have died when i see him. unfortunally he is married but who cares? he is one hot ass DILF(daddy's i love to fuck)

MILO VENTIMIGLIA

gorgeous..gorgeous..he looks perfect even when he is injured in the movie HERO and he saves the world. who dosent love him? he is definately better than superman.-__-.

*by the way superman's girlfriend is really stupid.she does not recognize him as a office boy in her office just because he is not in his suit and he is wearing a spec.even my grandma would know. its too corny*

uh..

before i lost touch with reality i will stop here

stay with me folks as i will keep the updates coming soon cause we will never get enough of them

four men/boys aint enough yet.

All i want for Christmas is....

Its the time of the year again, CHRISTMAS!!! its the only time of the year that you can be selfish and wish for the possible and of course the IMPOSSIBLE.

so yeah...

Dear Santa,

This is what i want for Christmas this year.

1) A Mazda RX-8 (RED in color,pimped with disco balls at the back seat with automatic cocktail machine maker)

2) wed Brandon Boyd

3) a good uni to study in the US by next year. in states like NY,LA, or San Francisco

4) a bank with lots of cash so that i can buy the whole Kate moss Christmas collection from topshop.

5) meet the crews of little Britain and go for one of Russell peters live show in Montreal

6) go for a holiday in the Maldives

8) fast forward time to the time where Esther is back and sze's exam is over so that we can go crazy together

9) a truck of carbonara

10) a coffee shop by the name mama kopitiam cause everyone is naming their kopitiam papa kopitiam.just kidding. i want to own a coffee shop in Maldives named..urm..i havent figured it out yet but yes i want to be like those tauke to sit it the kopitiam and chill all day long smoking cigars or sisha's

11) a jug of beer with my crews (for now its just one)

12) a big ass bungalow so that i can have house party all everynight

13) a PHD in medicine cause the global economy is so bad and the health industry is at its peak.

14) a white skinny jeans from GUESS

15) four entourage.that includes a hairdresser, a driver for my mazda, someone to do my assignment and carry my bag and books and a PR practitioner to deal with my mother during her PMS days

16) a new hair like Victoria beckham's ,pixie hair cut. cause i wanna look like a rocker wannabe

17) a new name cause recently i saw a book call baby names and there so many awesome baby names but unfortunally my mom named me yeelin. some people pronounced it as elaine, eileen, ee ling,ee lin, li lin,li yin....-__- stupid people. i want a name like Dolalita Van Mia daughter of Lord Earnet. sounds cool right? this is just an example. but people will go like where are you from? england? netherland? or RUSSIA

i love SANTA!