Its the time of the year again, CHRISTMAS!!! its the only time of the year that you can be selfish and wish for the possible and of course the IMPOSSIBLE.
so yeah...
Dear Santa,
This is what i want for Christmas this year.
1) A Mazda RX-8 (RED in color,pimped with disco balls at the back seat with automatic cocktail machine maker)
2) wed Brandon Boyd
3) a good uni to study in the US by next year. in states like NY,LA, or San Francisco
4) a bank with lots of cash so that i can buy the whole Kate moss Christmas collection from topshop.
5) meet the crews of little Britain and go for one of Russell peters live show in Montreal
6) go for a holiday in the Maldives
8) fast forward time to the time where Esther is back and sze's exam is over so that we can go crazy together
9) a truck of carbonara
10) a coffee shop by the name mama kopitiam cause everyone is naming their kopitiam papa kopitiam.just kidding. i want to own a coffee shop in Maldives named..urm..i havent figured it out yet but yes i want to be like those tauke to sit it the kopitiam and chill all day long smoking cigars or sisha's
11) a jug of beer with my crews (for now its just one)
12) a big ass bungalow so that i can have house party all everynight
13) a PHD in medicine cause the global economy is so bad and the health industry is at its peak.
14) a white skinny jeans from GUESS
15) four entourage.that includes a hairdresser, a driver for my mazda, someone to do my assignment and carry my bag and books and a PR practitioner to deal with my mother during her PMS days
16) a new hair like Victoria beckham's ,pixie hair cut. cause i wanna look like a rocker wannabe
17) a new name cause recently i saw a book call baby names and there so many awesome baby names but unfortunally my mom named me yeelin. some people pronounced it as elaine, eileen, ee ling,ee lin, li lin,li yin....-__- stupid people. i want a name like Dolalita Van Mia daughter of Lord Earnet. sounds cool right? this is just an example. but people will go like where are you from? england? netherland? or RUSSIA
i love SANTA!
3 comments:
dude...u cracked.
i thought my list was impossible.
yours is worse.
LOL
indeed yee lin cracked..i think i am worst now
u sure a jug of beer is enough for ur crew...haha
y maldives, u do diving??
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